Monday, July 12, 2010

thoughts on: living with boys, ahem, men

I wonder if I should tell them goodnight from my doorway, instead of walking out into the living room to do so. But I have to check to see if the door is locked before I go to sleep, so staying in my doorway isn't an option. But I don't have on a bra, and my nipples are quite noticeable in this shirt. Or any shirt. Maybe if I walk with my arm slightly across my chest, this will alleviate the problem. Actually, that will only exacerbate the problem, because then they will notice that I have my arm awkwardly draped across my chest, my hand waiting in the air for some instruction as to what to do, and then they will certainly notice my nipples. Besides, one arm would only cover one breast, unless I was completely conspicuous and walked with my arms folded across my chest.

I could just put on a bra, but I never wear a bra when I'm going to sleep. I hope they don't think I'm trying to entice them with my happy nipples. Someone once told me more than once that I always tried to entice them because I came down the stairs to greet them with shirt, but without bra. But that was different. That was a deliberate decision inspired by the fact that it would be a waste of time to put on a bra that would be removed five minutes later when we had sex. But I'm not having sex with my roommates, thus, not trying to entice them. I hope they don't think I'm trying to entice them.

I could just put on a bra...

What the fuck. They know I have breasts. I doubt they care about my excited nipples. In fact, if I stop thinking about this situation, I bet my nipples will cease to appear. In fact, I have now spent more time thinking about this situation than it takes me to walk to the door, check the lock, say goodnight, and go back in my room.

I'll just walk with my arm draped across my chest.


Anonymous said...

I LOVE THIS POST!!!! So random...the way it was written...goodness you rock!

Miss Malorie said...

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaank you!!! I can see now that my writing is going to become less frequent, so I'm going to have to hit hard when I do get a chance to write :) Thank you for the compliment, lady!

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