Sunday, September 12, 2010

that being said...

--I don't think I want to get married on the beach anymore. Mind you, I'm not engaged, not the apple of someone's eye, but clearly single. I have no immediate plans of marriage anywhere, but I still don't think I want to get married on the beach. I don't think I ever concretely decided that this was my plan, but tonight, after looking at an acquaintance's wedding pictures, I realized they looked exactly like the pictures from when my old roommate got married a couple of years ago, and that's not cool. I don't want my wedding pictures to look like anyone else's, and clearly, if I get married on the beach, they are probably going to resemble someone else's beach set up. Besides, I don't want barefoot people at my wedding. I mean really, bare feet? And don't get me started on those damn flip flops...

and, lest we remember, my family is Black, and the majority of them (and by that I mean about 96% of them) are not water people. Pretty much, despite being from the East Coast, my family is not from Florida... which kinda rules out the notion of them being used to the water/ocean/sand, etc. That being said, my mother is Black, and she hates sand. Thus, the beach is out.

--Snow White was a damn fool. I just watched Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs yesterday (and I swear I never saw that movie in its entirety as a child), and I couldn't help but cringe when Snow White spoke. She sounded like such a dingbat. And all she really did was be extremely, extremely nice to wild animals and bake pies with the "little men"s names on them. No wonder the Queen tried to kill her ass. Nevertheless, she stood in her kitchen and sang that one day [her] prince would come, and lo and behold, her lucky ass got buried by the Seven Dwarfs in a glass container, and the Prince came and saw her and she magically woke up. I swear, he didn't even do anything except kneel at her bedside. What if the Dwarfs decided to bury her ass underground, huh?

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